Dennie L. Bratcher, probably

Okay, this wasn’t St. Joe, but it is Missouri.  Cops in Cape Girardeau busted Sonic employee Dennie L. Bratcher cooking meth in the store after he triggered the burglar alarm.  I love how Sonic attempted to control the damage:

Woodworth emphasized to that Bratcher was a shift manager — not the general manager of the drive-in.

I don’t have much to add to this, other than pointing out that Missouri has two counties competing for the title of “Meth Capital of the World”.

Via Slashfood, by way of The Consumerist.

Tags: losers, my dumb town, sad, Walmart

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