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First, a couple of Mr. Weiner’s Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comics:
Next, a Shoebox blog cartoon that reminds me of elements of Dan Piraro’s stuff:
And finally, a couple from Mr. Piraro, himself:
I really want to make a comparison along the lines of “Judd Apatow is to comedy what Michael Bay is to stupid explody-shit”, but it’s a cheap shot and not entirely accurate — Apatow’s movies contain some actual jokes, while Bay’s movies just suck. Also, given the fact that every movie and TV show ever created is being pointlessly remade or sequalized, this comic is less of a joke than it is a statistical likelihood.
I included this one because it has confusing subtexts. First, the snake clearly represents Satan, who’s tempting Adam with Mac OS. Anti-Apple, right? But Adam’s really kind of a guileless idiot, so he’s instinctively going for Windows. Anti-Microsoft, right? Reading Dan’s explanation, he seems to be an Apple guy, implying that Windows is an inferior product by (implicitly) comparing his own work to Garfield. I certainly have no argument about Garfield being an inferior comic, but a more apt comparison would be between Ziggy and Garfield. They both suck while pretending not to. This also seems to be an example of someone identifying with Apple and its products in a way which continues to disturb me. Steve Jobs isn’t your buddy — he’s laughing all the way to the (organ) bank.
Dan’s post also linked to this image. I immediately thought of two three captions (dunno why I forgot to include the second one):
- Apple Fanboy Caption: God reaches out to his uppity, ungrateful creation.
- Star Wars Fanboy Caption: Jobs attempts a Force Choke, but merely achieves a Force Cringe.
- My Caption: Two billionaire rip-off artists pretend to give a shit about something besides money.










