Posts Tagged ‘evil’

Testing the new comment-spam plugin…

Sunday, April 25th, 2010

First, a little bait:

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Discuss.

UPDATE — this came in literally two minutes after the post went live:

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Cory’s a funny, funny guy.  Go show him some love at Keep St. Joe Weird.

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Well, back to the drawing board…

Sunday, April 11th, 2010

Good news — we’re all drug mules now!  Here’s how to open a locked zipper, then close it without leaving a visible trace.  Just like the Kryptonite bike lock fiasco, all you need is a ballpoint pen.  Via Core 77:

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An Old Chestnut: What not to do with Power Point

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

Via Boing Boing.  Even though the video quality is quite poor, it’s still a great overview of how to ruin a Power Point presentation.  Back in my old telecom days I attended mandatory meetings with executives who took bad Power Point to another level of suck altogether.  They would print copies of all forty (or more, sometimes many more) presentation slides, then read them to us while we followed along, gradually moving them from the face-up pile to the face-down pile, each of us creating a physical version of the cartoonist’s pre-computing inbox/outbox office cliche.

Oh, and there were no projectors — it was a purely paper-based experience.

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A Shocking Turn of Events: Phishers Discover Google Buzz

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

The Consumerist is reporting that phishers and other scammers are already mining Google Buzz, ultimately targeting the users’ email info.  I apologize for not remembering where I read about Buzz described as “the answer to Facebook no one asked for”, but it’s pretty apt.  An investigation has begun:

The Electronic Privacy Information Center is currently preparing a formal complaint to the FCC regarding Google Buzz, the same group that led a similar campaign against Facebook’s questionable privacies policies.

“Both companies have broken promises to their users about how personal information would be used,” says Marc Rotenberg, executive director of EPIC. “They did so in ways that were misleading, unfair, and deceptive. These are serious concerns for any user of these services.”

As a Gmail user, the first thing I did when the scam-hole appeared was disable the evil thing.  At least I hope I disabled it.  Here’s an article which explains the steps necessary to keep Google from automatically turning your account inside-out.

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University security analyst shaking down student RIAA targets

Friday, February 12th, 2010

Via Boing Boing:

Just like a tick on a rat, University of Georgia “security analyst” (quotes mine) Dorin Dehelean has been twisting students’ arms for bribes in exchange for not turning them over to university officials for RIAA violations.  Apparently part of Dehelean’s job was to act as a sort of process-server and actually inform students of their RIAA violations.  I’m forced to assume that he was also the one who discovered and documented the violations, which is the only way he could hope to get away with this sort of thing.  That’s a dangerous combination of authorities and never should have been allowed to happen.  Dehelean was arrested in an undercover sting operation and charged with extortion.

Regardless of how I feel about the RIAA (Hint: It’s not very charitable), this guy’s scheme is truly evil.  The RIAA will cheerfully bankrupt you for file-sharing – whether you’ve actually committed the alleged crimes or not.  The amount of leverage Dehelean had over the students in question is enormous and this guy deserves everything the legal system can throw at him.  Then the RIAA/MPAA need to be looked into, themselves.  From the Torrent Freak source article:

One of the more profitable schemes are the copyright infringement notices that include the option to settle the issue for a few hundred dollars or pounds. After the RIAA scored two major victories against individual file-sharers last year, many people are now eager to settle immediately.

If they’re done with their investigation, it might be a good idea to look into the practices of some copyright holders, to discover if these fall into the extortion category as well.

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Tacklebox kittens — find a tall tree and some rope

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

Via Boing Boing by way of Dangerous Minds, the Daily Mail reports that a Pennsylvania woman has been charged with animal cruelty after installing large-gauge barbell piercings in kittens’ ears and necks, then attempting to sell them online for hefty sums.  She also docked at least one kitten’s tail by suffocating its blood supply with a rubber band.

I dare you to LOL this. And screw you in advance, 4chan.

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Continental thinks you look just fine, which is bad news

Friday, January 29th, 2010

Via The Consumerist, the story of a Continental passenger with an anxiety disorder and depression who is confronted by a gate agent who refuses to recognize the disorder, refuses to recognize written doctor’s orders, mocks the passenger, then holds her doctor-prescribed companion cat hostage for $100, which (predictably) triggers a massive anxiety attack.  Then she denies the passenger access to her meds.

This is an unbelievably awful scenario.  The Consumerist’s post features a well-written first-hand account of the experience, but I was just as interested in the comments as the story.  I expected to see a lot of derisive comments about the doctor-prescribed cat and the passenger’s lack of foresight in not doping up prior to a stressful situation.  I was extremely happy to see near-universal support for the passenger.  The only vaguely negative comment had to do with other passengers’ potential pet allergies.

As for the anticipated pre-doping criticisms — people without experience with the types of medication prescribed for panic and anxiety disorders have no idea that almost all of the meds contain fairly fast-acting sedatives.  They also sometimes have other unpredictable side-effects under stressful situations (like flying).  Passing out once you’re seated on the plane is one thing, but the terminal is a different story.  I doubt the passenger would have resorted to medication while still in the terminal if the situation wasn’t critical.

This was certainly a nightmarish experience for the passenger.  I agree with the post’s comments — this employee should be fired.

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Elsewhere on the interwebs…

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010

The Consumerist:

  • The Dahn Yoga chain is being sued by former employees claiming it’s really big scam/cult, alleging physical abuse, pressure to take out student loans and turn the cash over to the chain, dangerous diets, and advertising bogus cures for things like autism.
  • Facebook is blocking traffic from the Suicide Machine, claiming it violates terms of service by harvesting login information and scraping members’ pages.  This sounds pretty flimsy to me.

i09:

Boing Boing:

And finally, Fark: Top headlines of 2009.  I realize this has already been posted to death, but here it is again.

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Danish cartoonist’s home invaded by axe-wielding psycho

Sunday, January 3rd, 2010

God help us, but this is could be the future of Tea-Bagging.

Via Talking Points Memo: Danish cartoonist Kurt Westergaard’s home was invaded by a 28-year old Somali man armed with an axe and a knife last Friday.  Westergaard’s grandson was spending the night and the two fled to a purpose-built safe room and were not harmed.  Aarhus police responded and ended up shooting the attacker through the knee and hand.  Officially, Danish police are calling the assault a terrorist attack, due to the assailant’s ties to the Somali group al-Shabaab, which is thought to be affiliated with al-Qaida.

Westergaard was a target because he created an infamous political cartoon depicting Muhammed with a bomb-turban.  Well, more sucinctly, Westergaard was a target because he drew a picture.  His picture was actually one of twelve depictions of Muhammed, published on same page of the Danish newspaper Jyllands-Posten on September 30, 2005, specifically to address the taboos surrounding the criticism of Islam in the media and media self-censorship, in general.  Visual depictions of Muhammaded are typically considered blasphemous by devout Muslims and the publication of the editorial cartoon resulted in death threats against the cartoonists, rewards for the heads of the cartoonists, torched embassies, and protests with three-digit body-counts.

And now one of the cartoonists is attacked with an axe in his home — five years later.  I remember when I was in high school and Salman Rushdie was hiding from the fatwah issued by the Ayatollah Kohmeni over his novel, The Satanic Verses.  My plan at the time was to become a novelist and I found this situation both surreal and terrifying — a guy had a significant portion of the world’s population out to kill him because he wrote a book they didn’t like.  But time passed and Rushdie eventually emerged into daylight again and most people (including me) basically forgot all about it.

It definitely didn’t go away, though.  If anything, things have become much, much worse over the last two decades.  The type of people who are most likely to actually murder people who disagree with them are more radicalized than ever.  Case in point, Dutch director (and great-great grandson of Vincent van Gogh’s brother Theo) Theo van Gogh was asassinated in 2004 — literally shot off his bicycle, stabbed, then nearly decapitated by an attacker allegedly motivated by the remarks of a Dutch Imam — all over a ten-minute film which addressed the abuse of Muslim women.

This kind of craziness begins with a difference of opinion, is exploited by demagogues, and eventually results in armed psychotics hurting real people.  It’s impossible for me to consider this situation without thinking of the Teabag Crazies.  These nutbags are whipped into a frenzy by the screamers at Fox and AM radio, then strap on their guns to protest healthcare for kids who live in different zip codes and might be a different color.  These are people who consistently vote against their own self-interest and consider themselves morally superior for doing so.  That is a pretty good working definition for insanity.  Eventually one of these freaks is going to absorb one Glenn Beck rant too many and start shooting.  Oh, wait that already happened.

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TSA drops subpoena against bloggers, returns broken laptop, offers new laptop

Saturday, January 2nd, 2010

Source: boingboing.net

Source: boingboing.net

This has been all over the blogosphere lately and I didn’t really have anything to add until today.  The basic story is that two bloggers, Steven Frischling and Christopher Elliott, who republished the Christmas Day 2009 TSA screening procedure memo, were subpoenaed by the TSA and (in at least one case) had their computers seized.  The memo was originally released to at least 10,000 recipients internationally and was not itself classified.

The subpoenas have been dropped and the computer returned, albeit in a non-working state.  The TSA has offered a new computer as a replacement, which is what really made me pay attention.  There’s little doubt that a significant amount of forensic analysis was brought to bear on the seized computer and it likely went through more than a simple hard drive-copying.  The possibility that other modifications were made, including the installation of keyloggers, is pretty good.  If I were Frischling I’d consider both machines heavily compromised and look for an independent security firm to perform extensive autopsies on both machines, then never use them again.

Another interesting thing is that at least one of the subpoenas originated from Johnson County, Kansas, which is only about an hour away from my neck of the woods.  Hmmm.  Some people are asking questions about exactly why that court was the point of origination.  Don’t forget that Kansas City was Bradley Schlozman’s base of operations during the U.S. Attorney scandals under the previous regime.

By the way, there’s a good (researched, yet fictional) account of what can be done to surveille a personal computer in Bruce Sterling’s The Zenith Angle.  And, of course, you can buy a copy here.

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